Michael Keaton
John Kelly (aka Johnny Dangerously)
Peter Boyle
Jocko Dundee
Griffin Dunne
Tommy Kelly
Marilu Henner
Lil
Joe Piscopo
Danny Vermin
Maureen Stapleton
Ma Kelly
Dom DeLuise
The Pope
Danny DeVito
Burr
Glynnis O'Connor
Sally
Ray Walston
Gabe, the Newsstand Vendor