Lainie Kazan

Shirley Hirsch

Saul Rubinek

Martin Hirsch

Vincent Pastore

Carmine Ferraro

John Lloyd Young

Nelson Hirsch

Jai Rodriguez

Angelo Ferraro

Bruce Vilanch

Uncle Max

Carmen Electra

Sybil Williams

Shelly Burch

Teresa Ferraro

Heiko Obermöller

Nudelman (as Heiko Obermoeller)

Karen-Eileen Gordon

Reporter