Neil Morrissey
Jack
Adrian Edmondson
Dame Dolly
Griff Rhys Jones
Baron Wasteland
Denise Van Outen
Jill
Morwenna Banks
Goldilocks
Julie Walters
Fairy Godmother
Julian Clary
Tim / Baron's Henchman #1
Peter Serafinowicz
Baron's Henchman #2
Will Barton
Harp
Paul Merton
Narrator